Once the word got out, amid the hysterics from my colleagues, the first question I was asked was: “Do you have to share a sweaty costume with Robbie’s dad?”
The second question was: “Do you have to sing?”
Mercifully, the answer to both appears to be no – but yes I will be appearing in this year’s Christmas pantomime at Hanley’s Regent Theatre.
When I broke the news to The Sentinel’s Editor-in-Chief, he said it was a marvellous idea. He has, rather predictably, referred to me as ‘Buttons’, ever since.
The gaffer’s personal assistant laughed so hard at the thought of it I feared she had done herself an injury.
But that’s kind of the reaction you’re hoping for, I guess, if you are prepared to dress up in medieval garb and tights for a bit of slapstick festive comedy.
Working in a newsroom for 20 years makes you fairly thick-skinned anyway.
There’s what you might term a ‘robust’ atmosphere – i.e. everyone takes the Mickey out of everyone else – and there’s very little room for shrinking violets.
The panto role came about when Jonny Wilkes rang me to ask how I felt about taking over from Pete Conway and playing his character in the second half of the run.
To be honest, it was a no-brainer – once I’d got the necessary permissions from my family and employer and convinced myself I wasn’t going to let anyone down.
After all, if it’s good enough for The Fonz (AKA American actor Henry Winkler who is appearing in panto in Liverpool), then it’s good enough for me.
Let’s face it, it’s a fantastic opportunity to experience what’s it’s like to be on stage in front of thousands of people for a couple of weeks with the likes of Wilkesy and the legendary Sheila Ferguson.
I’ll also get to see what really goes on behind the scenes (before, of course, dutifully reporting any gossip back to Sentinel readers).
In addition, this unexpected opportunity gives me the chance to work with Su-Annagib – winner of Stoke’s Top Talent 2009.
I was a judge again this year and, while the other Top Talent judges all bring theatrical expertise to the panel, I’m there very much as a representative of the audience.
Next year, however, I’ll be able to draw upon my own memories of Su’s panto journey – which will hopefully be her first step on the road to a career in musical theatre.
And it is not as though I am without some pedigree in the performing arts…
In 1981 I was the court chamberlain in a play at Holden Lane First and Middle School in Sneyd Green. I was nine.
Wearing a large cloak and strange hat, I carried a metal-tipped staff and banged it down hard on the stage three times.
What’s more, I can even remember my lines. I bellowed: “His majesty, the King!” Followed by: “Her majesty, the Queen!”
That was it.
I suspect I’ll have a few more words to say as Alderman FitzSentinel in The Regent’s production of Dick Whittington.
The draft script was 85 pages long and my character appears on at least half of them, so this is no walk in the park.
In fact, I’ve already had the ‘forgetting my lines on stage’ dream.
“Oh no you haven’t.” Oh yes, I honestly have.
Will I be any good? You’ll have to judge that for yourself.
However, I’m acutely aware that a lot of people pay good money to enjoy this Christmas tradition that I am privileged to be a part of and so I will give it my all.
There is, of course, a precedent for an amateur in this type of role at The Regent. Signal Radio’s Andy Goulding had this gig for a few years and I reckon anything a DJ can do a local newspaper hack can do just as well… if not better.
My daughters (aged three and five) weren’t too sure about it all when I told them dad would be on stage.
(They want to sit with me, you see, and share my pic ‘n’ mix).
But they soon warmed to the idea of me wearing a funny costume and making everyone laugh. At least, that’s the plan.
Recently, I spoke to my colleague John Abberley before he wrote very eloquently and powerfully about his battle with cancer. It was something I could identify with.
John reminded me that life is short – and so I’m seizing the moment.
Roll on December 23…